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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

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Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Flock Fails & Fixes Spiral Notebook

Because chicken math needs receipts. The Flock Fails & Fixes Spiral Notebook corrals coop plans, meltdown notes, and “next time, do THIS” ideas into one tough little brain. 140 dotted pages, soft-touch covers, and durable wire-o binding mean it survives gloveboxes, feed rooms, and coffee spills.

Who It’s For

Keepers who think in scribbles, sketch their next coop, and want one place for fails, fixes, and finger-wag reminders.

What It Does / Why It Works

  • Dotted pages (140): Perfect for lists, sketches, and habit trackers.

  • Soft-touch cover: Feels fancy, wipes clean.

  • Wire-o binding: Lays flat while you wrangle birds.

  • Chaos companion: From predator-proofing plans to “stop leaving the gate open.”

Specs

  • Pages: 140, dotted

  • Cover:Soft-touch coated

  • Binding: Durable wire-o

  • Size: Toss-in-the-tote friendly (standard notebook footprint)

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or repeat the mistake. Your call.”