Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Because chicken math needs receipts. The Flock Fails & Fixes Spiral Notebook corrals coop plans, meltdown notes, and “next time, do THIS” ideas into one tough little brain. 140 dotted pages, soft-touch covers, and durable wire-o binding mean it survives gloveboxes, feed rooms, and coffee spills.
Keepers who think in scribbles, sketch their next coop, and want one place for fails, fixes, and finger-wag reminders.
Dotted pages (140): Perfect for lists, sketches, and habit trackers.
Soft-touch cover: Feels fancy, wipes clean.
Wire-o binding: Lays flat while you wrangle birds.
Chaos companion: From predator-proofing plans to “stop leaving the gate open.”
Pages: 140, dotted
Cover:Soft-touch coated
Binding: Durable wire-o
Size: Toss-in-the-tote friendly (standard notebook footprint)
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or repeat the mistake. Your call.”
