Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Judgment. Motivation. Chicken feet. All in one glorious sheet.
Clancy’s Sticker Sheet is packed with bold, glossy, coop-certified illustrations made to slap some sarcasm and barnyard energy on anything that needs it—laptops, water bottles, phone cases, or your planner full of half-finished chicken chores.
Featuring your favorite Clancy-approved artwork and a few filler icons worthy of the feathered king himself, these stickers stick fast, stay strong, and bring serious glow-up energy to your day-to-day.
What’s Inside:
Glossy, high-quality vinyl designs
Clancy faces, quotes, feathers, and farm-flavored chaos
0.12″ white border = perfect cut for clean application
Durable for 2–3 years of chicken keeper mayhem
Easy peel & stick with that sweet, shiny finish
Specs:
Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU), Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
Indoor use only
Made on demand—because Clancy doesn’t mass-produce attitude
Blank product sourced from Japan
Pro Tip:
Clean your surface before applying. Clancy’s approval doesn’t extend to dusty water bottles.
Stickers with a bit of attitude! Perfect for envelopes, journals, water bottles and more! Make them into tiny works of art or trade with pen pals. Crisp design, sticky backing, slick surface….what are you waiting for? Get them now. Bawk bawk!
The quality of these stickers are awesome. Clancy in of himself makes all things rooster even better. My daughter claimed a couple pictures for her school notebooks.