Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Judgment. Motivation. Chicken feet. All in one glorious sheet. Clancy’s Sticker Sheet loads your gear with coop-certified sarcasm—slap them on laptops, water bottles, phone cases, planners, or the feed-room clipboard that needs attitude.
Flock bosses, list-makers with half-finished chores, vinyl addicts, and anyone who wants rooster-level energy on everyday stuff.
Finish: glossy vinyl for bold color and shine
Design mix: Clancy faces, quotes, feathers, icons & farm-flavored chaos
Border: 0.12″ white border for clean, easy application
Durability: 2–3 years (indoor use)
Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU); Promotional Monomeric PVC (US)
Use: indoor only (devices, bottles, notebooks, binders, lockers)
Size options: select your sheet size in the product dropdown
Sourcing: blank material sourced from Japan; printed to order
Clean & dry the surface—no dust, oils, or soap film.
Peel from a corner and align.
Smooth from center outward to avoid bubbles.
For bottles/tumblers, hand-wash to extend print life.
Wipe with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid abrasives and harsh chemicals. Indoor use only; prolonged outdoor exposure can fade or lift edges.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Attitude that sticks. Use responsibly.”
Stickers with a bit of attitude! Perfect for envelopes, journals, water bottles and more! Make them into tiny works of art or trade with pen pals. Crisp design, sticky backing, slick surface….what are you waiting for? Get them now. Bawk bawk!
The quality of these stickers are awesome. Clancy in of himself makes all things rooster even better. My daughter claimed a couple pictures for her school notebooks.