Chicken Dad Unisex Heavyweight Tee — “Here for security, not commentary.”

Thick, soft, and built for coop duty. This garment-dyed heavyweight tee rocks a Shetland Hen rooster standing guard over a chick—because Chicken Dad’s job is protection, not opinions.

Who It’s For

Keepers who play night watch, hawk spotter, and snack distributor. Perfect for dads of backyard flocks, 4-H mentors, and rooster apologists everywhere.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that lived-in feel

• Breathable 6.1 oz/yd² weight—tough for chores, comfy for town

• Relaxed fit with durable double-needle hems

• Twill-taped neck/shoulders to hold shape wash after wash

• Front graphic: Shetland Hen rooster + chick (aka peak Chicken Dad energy)

Specs

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton

• Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² 

• Collar:7/8″ double-needle topstitched

• Construction: twill-taped neck/shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve & bottom hems

• Blank sourced fromHonduras

Fit & Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual for easy comfort; size down for a closer cut or up for extra room over thermals.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Security detail? Strut slow, stare hard, carry mealworms.”

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