He's loud. He's bossy. He doesn’t pay you—but you still show up every day.
If that’s not a job, we don’t know what is.
This soft, pre-shrunk tee is for every chicken keeper who's ever gotten side-eyed at sunrise or ambushed mid-muck-out by their feathered middle manager. Whether you're doing chores, collecting eggs, or explaining to your spouse why a rooster now dictates your weekend schedule, this shirt tells the truth.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |