He's loud. He's bossy. He doesn’t pay you—but you still show up every day.
If that’s not a job, we don’t know what is.
This soft, pre-shrunk tee is for every chicken keeper who's ever gotten side-eyed at sunrise or ambushed mid-muck-out by their feathered middle manager. Whether you're doing chores, collecting eggs, or explaining to your spouse why a rooster now dictates your weekend schedule, this shirt tells the truth.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |