Chicken Kitchen Gear

Bring the barnyard to your countertops—with gear that’s as functional as it is feathered.

From hen-covered aprons to mugs that mean business, this collection brings the sass to every stir, sip, and scramble.

🧤 Henpecked & Heat-Ready: Oven mitts that handle the heat—and the punchlines.

☕ Peckish & Proud: Start your morning with strong coffee and stronger chicken energy.

🪶 Farmhouse Flavor: For baking treats or hosting brunch, this kitchenware adds charm to every cluckin’ meal.

Perfect for gift-givers, flock-feeders, and anyone who knows chickens belong in the kitchen—even if they’re not on the table.

Clancy Says: “Real roosters season with sarcasm.”