Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Commutes, errands, coop checks—bring your caffeine (and your title) with you. The Chicken Mom travel mug keeps drinks at temp in a stainless steel body with a spill-proof press-in lid, a cupholder-friendly base, and a comfy handle built for busy hands.
Sunrise waterer warriors, school-drop-off queens, market-day mavens, and any keeper who answers to “Hey, Chicken Mom!” before she’s finished her first sip.
Material: stainless steel body; BPA-free plastic lid
Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
Dimensions: 7.9″ tall • 3.3″ upper dia • 2.7″ bottom dia (fits most cupholders)
Lid: spill-proof press-in design
Handle: ergonomic carry handle
Design: bold Chicken Mom graphic
Caution: Always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink to prevent steam pressure buildup.
Pre-warm (for hot) or pre-chill (for cold) with water for 2–3 minutes.
Keep upright in vehicles/bags for best spill resistance.
Not for carbonated beverages.
Hand-wash only. Do not microwave. Disassemble lid components for cleaning. Avoid abrasive scrubbers on the printed area.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee, keys, grit—go. The birds don’t wait for lukewarm.”