Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Start your day with a loud cluck and a hotter take. The Big Cocks Chicken white glossy mug handles coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through morning chores. It’s sturdy, shiny, and sass-forward—built for daily use with a vivid print that makes your counter (and your mood) brighter.
Early risers who negotiate with roosters before sunrise, office rebels who prefer poultry puns with their caffeine, and anyone who wants a funny chicken mug that can take a beating and still look smug.
Material: durable ceramic, glossy white finish
Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
Use: microwave- and dishwasher-safe
Graphic: bold “Big Cocks” design
Dishwasher safe; for longest life of the print and gloss, the top rack is your friend. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee first, diplomacy later. Let the mug do the talking.”