Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep yourself hydrated and stylish with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle, perfect for keeping up with your busy days, whether you're at the gym or out and about. Featuring a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying, it’s a must-have for any chicken lover on the go!
Material: Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation for maximum temperature retention
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml) – ideal for long-lasting hydration
Dimensions: Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm), Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Design: Glossy finish, anti-slip patch, and rotating handle for extra convenience
Straw Lid: Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping
Care: Hand-wash only, not dishwasher or microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means it may take a bit longer to arrive, but every purchase supports reducing overproduction. Thank you for making a thoughtful and sustainable choice!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |