Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like you mean it. The Chicken Feet stainless steel water bottle keeps drinks cold for the long haul with double-wall vacuum insulation, a foldable wide-mouth straw, and a rotating carry handle that hooks to fingers, totes, and chore carts. The glossy finish and anti-slip patch keep it cute and grippy from coop to car.
Market-day haulers, garden warriors, 4-H ring leaders, hot-run chore ninjas, and anyone who needs 32 ounces of “don’t talk to me, I’m hydrating” energy within reach.
Material: double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) tall × 3.54″ (9 cm) diameter
Lid: plastic straw lid (wide-mouth, foldable); rotating handle
Grip: anti-slip patch on base
Finish: glossy exterior with Chicken Feet graphic
For best performance, pre-chill with cold water for 2–3 minutes before filling.
Keep upright in vehicles/bags for maximum spill resistance.
Not for carbonated beverages.
Straw lids are for cold/room-temp drinks (skip the piping-hot stuff).
Hand-wash only. Disassemble the lid/straw and wash with warm, soapy water; rinse and air-dry completely. Do not microwave or put in the dishwasher. Avoid bleach and abrasive scrubbers on the glossy print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Water first, opinions second. Hydrated keepers hatch better ideas.”
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |