Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Looking to add a clucking touch of charm and functionality to your kitchen? Look no further than the Cluck It Chicken Kitchen Towel—a delightful blend of humor, practicality, and feathered flair!
Perfect Size: Measuring approximately 16"x 24", this towel is just right for tackling kitchen tasks with clucking confidence.
Durable Fabric:Made of 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, it offers a soft and durable fabric that's built to withstand the demands of everyday use.
Permanently Printed Design: The design is permanently printed, ensuring it won't fade or wash away, even after countless kitchen adventures.
Waffle Weave Magic: Featuring raised looped edges on its surface, this towel cleverly holds water while keeping the cloth's surface dry, offering exceptional drying power.
Lint-Free and Versatile:The lint-free design makes it ideal for all-around use in the kitchen and perfect for tackling glass surfaces with ease.
Gift-Ready Packaging:Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, it's ready to be gifted to a fellow chicken enthusiast or to bring a smile to your own face.
Whether you're drying dishes, wiping countertops, or simply adding a clucking touch to your kitchen décor, the Cluck It Chicken Kitchen Towel is here to make your feathered adventures more delightful. So why settle for ordinary kitchen towels when you can embrace the feathered fun of Cluck It Chicken Kitchen Towel?