Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Start your day the cluckin’ awesome way. The Chicken Dad Colored Mug adds a bright rim, handle, and interior to your caffeine ritual—sturdy ceramic that stands up to early chores, school drop-offs, and coop gossip. Coffee, tea, or morale boost: it handles it all and looks happy doing it.
Proud chicken dads, 4-H chauffeurs, grandpas who bring scratch “for the kids,” and anyone whose morning updates include flock status and egg counts.
Material: durable ceramic; lead & BPA-free
Accents: color rim, handle, and interior
Sizes:
11 oz: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
Care & Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe
Graphic: bold Chicken Dad design
Top-rack dishwasher is your friend for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee first, coop tour second. Priorities make a better morning.”