Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Premium Material: Crafted from 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, ensuring the towel is sturdy, absorbent, and designed to last through numerous cleanups.
Generous Size: Measures approximately 16" x 24", providing ample coverage for kitchen tasks, from drying dishes to wiping down counters.
Charming Farmhouse Design: Features a permanent and playful "Beware of Chickens" design that adds a rustic, farm-friendly vibe to any kitchen décor.
Innovative Waffle Weave: The unique raised looped edges create pockets that trap water effectively, while the surface remains dry, making it perfect for glass and delicate surfaces.
Functional and Fun: This towel combines practicality with a touch of whimsy, transforming routine cleanups into enjoyable experiences.
Lint-Free Performance: Ideal for kitchens as it leaves no lint behind, ensuring spotless surfaces every time.
Perfect Gift Idea: Comes individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, making it an excellent gift for chicken enthusiasts or anyone who loves unique kitchen accessories.
