Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Winter chores don’t have to be heroic. The Winter Water & Wellness CluckKit™ bundles the cold-weather basics that actually make mornings easier: a heated water solution (you choose), our Backyard Chicken Health Pack for routine support, and a 24" cleaning brush for tidy drinkers. Fewer ice chisels. Fewer frantic searches. More coffee.
Keepers who want reliable winter water access and a simple wellness backup—without turning the coop into a science project.
Compatibility snapshot: Metal bases are for metal double-walled founts unless your plastic model explicitly says “OK on heated base.” Bucket systems love the De-Icer. Prefer cleaner drink points? Pick the Nipple Waterer.
(Exact models and contents display when you select your heat option.)
Will this prevent ice 100%?
It helps reduce ice formation and keeps water accessible longer. In extreme cold, quick checks are still smart.
Do I need a plug-in thermostat controller?
Built-in heated waterers are typically thermostated. Bases and de-icers often benefit from a plug-in temperature controller (e.g., Thermo Cube®) if you want extra control.
What’s in the Health Pack again?
Oxy E-100, HealthyFlock Tabs, and Zyfend A. Use as directed; refresh water daily.
Egg discard?
None when used as directed.
Shipping?
Kits ship from NW Ohio. Print-on-demand items (tees, mugs, etc.) ship separately with their own tracking.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm water. Clear heads. Less cussing.”