Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop coop chaos before it starts. The Cluckin’ Classic Enrichment Kit™ mixes flock-favorite treats with keeper-tested toys so birds stay active, curious, and calm—not bossy. Works for chicks, pullets, hens, roosters, and every spicy personality in between.
Backyard flocks of any age/breed that need more play and less pecking—winter lock-ins, rainy weeks, small runs, or just high-energy birds.
Dried Mealworms – Protein-packed reward to fuel natural foraging.
Salad Essentials (Dried Greens & Flowers) – Colorful, aromatic mix to mimic pasture pecking.
Bird-Safe Mirror – Acrylic/tempered style to spark curiosity and short, healthy “social” sessions.
Chicken Xylophone – Musical pecking toy (yes, they really do play).
Treat Roller – Load with mealworms or salad bits; birds roll, peck, and earn.
Peck-n-Play Ball – Stuff with chopped greens or treats for movement-rich snacking.
Note: Colors/styles may vary; function stays the same.
Rotate to keep it fresh: Put out 1–2 items at a time and swap every few days.
Treat Roller: Pack loosely so rewards drop with effort; place on level ground.
Peck-n-Play Ball: Fill with chopped greens/veggies; hang or set at peck height.
Mirror: Mount securely at head height in a traffic area (not by roosts) so birds investigate, then move along.
Xylophone: Mount just above floor level near a feeder path for natural pecks.
Mealworms & Salad Mix: Scatter lightly or serve in shallow trays; combine with toys for work-for-it snacks.
90/10 rule: Treats ≤ 10% of daily intake; 90% should be a balanced feed.
Offer grit when serving whole insects/greens, especially for chicks or indoor birds.
Supervise first sessions; remove anything that triggers guarding or rough pecking.
Check all hanging hardware daily; keep swingy items clear of eyes/comb paths.
For chicks, use tiny portions; avoid pieces and openings that could trap toes or beak.
Clean toys weekly (warm soapy water; rinse & air dry). Discard soggy leftovers nightly.
Wipe plastics/metal with mild soap; rinse and air dry. Keep the mirror scratch-free by using a soft cloth.
Durable, reusable enrichment beats disposable boredom busters. Right-sized consumables = less waste.
This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. If your cart also includes print-on-demand merch, those ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Bored chickens are mean chickens. Give ’em a playground, not a prison.”
