$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
For when the coop goes sideways. The Emergency Chicken Stuff bag is your grab-and-go kit for gloves, treats, zip ties, notes—plus the “secret snacks” you pretend are for the birds. Lightweight, tough, and loud in that Cluck It All way so nobody “accidentally” walks off with it at a swap.
Farm-proof: Durable, easy-clean, roomy enough for real chaos.
Hands-free: Drawstring carry so you can wrangle birds and dignity.
Zero mix-ups: Bold graphics = unmistakably yours.
Giftable classic: Funny, practical, guaranteed to get used.
Toss in gloves, a spare waterer nipple, vet wrap, mealworms, a pen, and your patience. Hang on the coop door, stash in the truck, or sling over your shoulder when the alarm clucks.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If it solves a chicken problem in under 10 seconds, it lives in this bag.”
