Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
No judgment—every keeper hauls weird stuff. The Coop Crap Carrier is your throw-it-in, sling-and-go bag for treats, gloves, notebooks, zip ties, and whatever today’s chaos demands. Lightweight, durable, and printed with our side-eye rooster and… yeah, that pile.
Roomy & tough: Handles the “what if I need this?” stash without whining.
Hands-free: Drawstring carry so you can wrangle birds and dignity.
Easy care: Machine washable because accidents happen.
Loud & proud: Bold Coop Crap Carrier artwork—instant keeper cred.
Load it with gloves, treats, vet wrap, a notebook, spare nipples, and your patience. Hang it on the coop door, toss it in the truck, or wear it on the daily chore loop.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If it solves a chicken problem in 10 seconds, it lives in this bag.”
