We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Coop Crap Carrier Drawstring Bag

No judgment—every keeper hauls weird stuff. The Coop Crap Carrier is your throw-it-in, sling-and-go bag for treats, gloves, notebooks, zip ties, and whatever today’s chaos demands. Lightweight, durable, and printed with our side-eye rooster and… yeah, that pile.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Roomy & tough: Handles the “what if I need this?” stash without whining.

  • Hands-free: Drawstring carry so you can wrangle birds and dignity.

  • Easy care: Machine washable because accidents happen.

  • Loud & proud: Bold Coop Crap Carrier artwork—instant keeper cred.

How to Use / Keeper Playbook

Load it with gloves, treats, vet wrap, a notebook, spare nipples, and your patience. Hang it on the coop door, toss it in the truck, or wear it on the daily chore loop.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If it solves a chicken problem in 10 seconds, it lives in this bag.”