Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Eco Tote Bag

Need a bag that says “Yes, I’m awake… barely”? This is it.

Made of 100% organic cotton, this reusable tote is lightweight, durable, and full of unapologetic poultry-powered attitude. Perfect for hauling groceries, grit, egg cartons, or just your patience to the feed store before your first cup of coffee.

Find the 6 gallon version here.

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