Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Winter chores don’t have to be heroic. The Winter Water & Wellness CluckKit™ bundles the cold-weather basics that actually make mornings easier: a heated water solution (you choose), our Backyard Chicken Health Pack for routine support, and a 24" cleaning brush for tidy drinkers. Fewer ice chisels. Fewer frantic searches. More coffee.
Keepers who want reliable winter water access and a simple wellness backup—without turning the coop into a science project.
Compatibility snapshot: Metal bases are for metal double-walled founts unless your plastic model explicitly says “OK on heated base.” Bucket systems love the De-Icer. Prefer cleaner drink points? Pick the Nipple Waterer.
(Exact models and contents display when you select your heat option.)
Will this prevent ice 100%?
It helps reduce ice formation and keeps water accessible longer. In extreme cold, quick checks are still smart.
Do I need a plug-in thermostat controller?
Built-in heated waterers are typically thermostated. Bases and de-icers often benefit from a plug-in temperature controller (e.g., Thermo Cube®) if you want extra control.
What’s in the Health Pack again?
Oxy E-100, HealthyFlock Tabs, and Zyfend A. Use as directed; refresh water daily.
Egg discard?
None when used as directed.
Shipping?
Kits ship from NW Ohio. Print-on-demand items (tees, mugs, etc.) ship separately with their own tracking.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm water. Clear heads. Less cussing.”
