Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay refreshed with this sleek, high-quality stainless steel tumbler featuring a stylish chicken weathervane design. Perfect for keeping your drinks hot or cold throughout the day, whether you're at home or on the go!
Material: High-grade stainless steel for durability.
Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml).
Dimensions: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm).
Included: Comes with a metal straw and lid for convenience.
Design: Cylindrical shape (top to bottom).
Note: Hand-wash only, not microwave or dishwasher safe.
This product is custom made just for you after you place an order, which means it may take a little longer to arrive. Thanks for supporting made-to-order, sustainable production!
