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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

No Spring Chicken BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt

Not new—just legendary. This No Spring Chicken back-print tee is soft, lightweight, and a little stretchy—perfect for chores, coffee runs, or reminding whippersnappers who taught the flock to hustle. Big statement graphic on the back, clean classic front.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)

  • Easy fit: Classic unisex cut; pre-shrunk to hold shape

  • Built right: Side-seamed construction + shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Back talk: Bold back print that does the strutting for you

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for a roomier/oversized vibe

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low or hang dry; don’t iron the print

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² 

  • Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Not a spring chicken. Still top of the pecking order.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53