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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

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No Spring Chicken BACK PRINT Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Not new—just legendary. This No Spring Chicken long sleeve keeps it soft, light, and ready for layered mornings. Big statement graphic on the back, classic crew up front, and ribbed cuffs that don’t quit.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heathers: 52/48 cotton/poly)

  • Everyday fit: Regular unisex cut, side-seamed for a clean drape

  • Back talk: Bold back print that does the strutting for you

  • Built right: Crew neck with cover-stitched collar + 2″ ribbed cuffs

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for roomier layers

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Not a spring chicken. Still top of the pecking order.”

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛