Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Soft tee. Sharp tongue. The Mother Clucker unisex tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for coop checks, coffee runs, and scaring off bad chicken advice. Wear it to the feed store or your next “quick” rant about what your rooster did the other day.
Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
Easy fit: Classic unisex cut—flattering without cling
Holds shape: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Zero fluff: Says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to
Fit: True to size; size up for a roomier/oversized vibe
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron the print
Fabric: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain poly)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Attitude? Check. Comfort? Also check."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
