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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Mother Clucker Unisex T-Shirt

Soft tee. Sharp tongue. The Mother Clucker unisex tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for coop checks, coffee runs, and scaring off bad chicken advice. Wear it to the feed store or your next “quick” rant about what your rooster did the other day.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)

  • Easy fit: Classic unisex cut—flattering without cling

  • Holds shape: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Zero fluff: Says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for a roomier/oversized vibe

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron the print

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain poly)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd²

  • Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Attitude? Check. Comfort? Also check."

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57