Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feathers flying. Attitude foul. Let’s fix that. The Molt Mode Kit™ is your all-in-one feather recovery system for fewer pecks, faster healing, and a lot more fluff. From nutrients to enrichment to protection, every piece works together to get your birds through the itchy season without a coop coup.
First-time keepers asking, “what the cluck is happening?”
Drama-prone flocks that pick during feather loss
Mixed flocks—rooster-safe across the board
Anyone whose birds currently resemble angry porcupines
Healthy Coat Kickin’ Chicken (8 oz) – High-fat, omega-rich topper with vitamin E + B12 to support new feather growth and skin health. No added calcium (safe for roosters & non-layers).
FlockLeader SHINE Functional Treats – Omega-3s + vitamin E to fuel glossy regrowth while doubling as enrichment.
Bug Treat Mix (products may vary) – Mealworms/bug blend for a protein bump—because feathers don’t grow on empty stomachs.
Hen Saddle (1) – Standard size, colors vary. Shields bald backs and protects pinfeathers from pecking & sun.
No Pick Spray – Natural deterrent to stop “just looking” from becoming full-blown feather feud.
Wound Care Clay – Clean, petroleum-free support for scratches, irritation, or over-pecked spots.
Cluckin’ Preener Brush – Gentle brush to soothe itch, stimulate circulation, and encourage healthy preening.
Hanging Treat Basket – Elevate leafy greens/veggies to reduce boredom and keep snacks clean.
“Feathered & Feral” Molt Survival Guide – Straight talk from Clancy: timelines, triage, and when to intervene.
Kickin’ Chicken: Top-dress feed daily for 2–3 weeks max during active molt. Start light; increase as tolerated.
SHINE Treats: Offer a small portion as enrichment 3–4×/week.
Bug Mix: Hand-feed or scatter; remember the 90/10 rule (≤10% of daily intake as treats).
No Pick Spray: Start early at first sign of picking. Reapply per label.
Wound Care Clay: Clean area; apply a thin layer 1–2×/day until calm and covered.
Hen Saddle: Fit on any bird with back loss; check daily for rubbing and adjust as feathers return.
Preener Brush: Short, gentle sessions to reduce itch and coop tension.
Treat Basket: Load with greens/veggies; hang at peck height to redirect energy.
Not a complete feed. Use alongside a balanced ration.
External/topical items only; no antibiotics in this kit.
If wounds worsen, birds act lethargic, or you see blood/infestation, isolate and consult a poultry-savvy vet.
Provide grit when offering whole seeds/insects. Fresh water always.
Days 1–3: Pecking calms with deterrent + enrichment.
Days 7–14: Pinfeathers erupt, birds look bristly (totally normal).
Weeks 3–6: Coverage improves; reduce supplements and remove saddle as feathers fill in.
We bundle practical gear you’ll actually use; printed items (guide) and any branded components are made to order to cut waste.
This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. If your cart includes print-on-demand apparel or mugs, those ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stop the peck fights. Feed the feathers. Mind your saddle fit. Then act like you meant it.”
