Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Roadside cooler? Retro fridge? Say it with a hat. The Local Egg Dealer bucket is breathable, moisture-wicking, and reversible—one side for slinging dozens, the other for repping chicken life in style. Comes in three sizes so your glorious dome gets a perfect fit.
Two looks, one hat: Fully reversible for market days or off-duty cluck.
Coop-proof comfort: Breathable, moisture-wicking, linen-feel fabric.
Shade that stays: Classic bucket brim for chores and market lines.
Sized for humans: Three sizes = no squeezing, no sailing.
Vibe check: “Local Egg Dealer” message that reads from 20 paces.
Farmer’s markets & sneaky parking-lot egg drops
Coop chores and flock diplomacy
Folks who love chickens (and irony)
Fabric: Lightweight, breathable, linen-feel, moisture-wicking
Fit: Three sizes; unisex
Care: Spot clean or hand wash cold; air dry; no bleach/iron on print
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If they can read your hat, they can buy your eggs.”
