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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Green Local Egg Dealer Garden Flag

Because the real ones don’t need a lemonade stand—they’ve got eggs. The Green Local Egg Dealer garden flag is lightweight, weather-resistant polyester with a pole hem that screams “fresh eggs here” from the road, the coop gate, or your mailbox post. (Pole not included—zip ties solve everything.)

Why You’ll Love It

  • Backyard-tough: Weather-resistant polyester that pops in sun and drizzle.

  • Easy hang: Pole hem fits standard garden flag stands.

  • Roadside ready: Bold green “Local Egg Dealer” design for maximum pull-over energy.

  • Size: 12" x 17"
  • Anywhere energy: Coop, porch, driveway—wherever the hustle lives.

Notes

  • Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.

  • Pole not included.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

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