Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable t-shirt you’ll ever own! The I Came, I Pecked Women's Relaxed T-Shirt is the perfect blend of comfort, style, and casual flair. Whether you’re lounging at home or out and about, this tee will quickly become your go-to choice.
Premium Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with some heather colors containing polyester), this t-shirt is ultra-soft and breathable, ensuring you stay comfortable all day long.
Relaxed Fit: The relaxed fit provides a flattering silhouette, giving you a loose, comfortable feel without sacrificing style. Perfect for casual days, it pairs well with jeans or can be dressed up with a jacket and dress pants for a more polished look.
Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Say goodbye to worrying about shrinkage! This t-shirt is pre-shrunk to maintain its fit after each wash.
Versatile & Timeless: With a crew neck and side-seamed construction, this t-shirt is a wardrobe essential that can be dressed up or down to match any occasion.
Eco-Friendly: Made to order, helping to reduce overproduction and waste, so you can feel good about your purchase.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ | 
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ | 
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ | 
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ | 
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ | 
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ | 
