Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Soft enough for couch days, bold enough for coop duty. The I Came, I Pecked hoodie wraps you in fleece comfort with a front pouch pocket and a 3-panel hood—built for chilly chores, late runs, and bragging about your pecking order.
Ridiculously soft: 100% cotton face; fleece blend body (65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester).
Functional cozy: Front pouch pocket + 3-panel hood for real warmth.
Clean details: Matching flat drawstrings; self-fabric back patch.
Graphic honesty: Says what you did (and will do again).
Fit tip: This style runs small—size up for comfort or layering.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.
Face: 100% cotton
Body: 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece
Features: Pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, flat drawstrings, self-fabric back patch
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm up. Peck on.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
