We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Eco Tote Bag

Not all bags are created equal—some carry groceries, some carry grit. The Feral Hen Energy eco tote does both. Durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom, it hauls eggs, books, feed, and farmer’s market chaos. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • 3 gal: Small but mighty—errands, egg runs, one-trip wonders.

  • Organic cotton: Sturdy 3/1 twill, reusable, actually durable.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Poultry-powered: Bold graphic with feral main-character energy.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Load it up. Strut it out.”

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