We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Large Eco Tote Bag

Unhinged. Unapologetic. Unbelievably useful. The Feral Hen Energy oversized tote is organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom, hauling up to 30 lb of eggs, feed, or “I swear I need all this.” Errands, markets, coop runs—bring the chaos and the bag.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 30 lb capacity: Big enough for egg hauls and feed-store “just a few things.”

  • Organic cotton: Durable, eco-minded, feels good to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom = comfy, stable load.

  • Bold graphic: Out-pecks the rooster (and the farmer’s market crowd).

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Load it up. Walk it off. Feral, but efficient.”

Find the smaller version here.