We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Eco Tote Bag

Reusable. Relentless. Ridiculously funny. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch eco tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to haul groceries, egg cartons, ordinances, and feral-hen attitude. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • 3 gallon capacity: Market runs, coop hauls, one-trip wonders.

  • Organic cotton: 100% certified, sturdy 3/1 twill.

  • Carry-easy: Dual 1" × 24.5" straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Bold graphic: Says you’re not clucking around.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Reusable beats plastic—and this one talks back.”

Find the larger version here.