Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hassle-Free Design: With large knobs at each end, this skewer offers a secure way to serve treats to your flock, ensuring every morsel stays put as your chickens peck away.
Durable Construction: Made from high-quality stainless steel, this skewer is rust-resistant, dishwasher safe, and built to last, saving you time and effort in cleaning.
Convenient Hanging: Complete with a heavy-duty clip, you can easily hang this skewer from any wire cage, keeping treats organized and accessible for your chickens' dining pleasure.
Generous Size:Measuring 9" long (12" including knobs and hanger), this skewer provides ample space to load up a variety of treats, spoiling your chickens while ensuring moderation.
