Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
A crunchy, protein-packed frenzy of grubs your flock will flip over.
Happy Hen Grub Frenzy features 100% all-natural dried black soldier fly larvae—no fillers, no junk, just pure protein. This 30 oz bag is packed with calcium-rich grubs that support feather health, strong eggshells, and active foraging behavior. Hand-feed ‘em if you want to feel popular—or just scatter it and watch the chaos.
Clancy’s Take: “It’s like tossing popcorn into a room full of toddlers. Feathered ones.”
🐛 30 oz of all-natural black soldier fly larvae
💪 High in protein and calcium for egg and feather health
🌱 No additives, preservatives, or fillers
🧠 Encourages natural foraging and pecking instincts
📦 Resealable bag for freshness and convenience
Ingredients: Dried Black Soldier Fly Larvae
Guaranteed Analysis: min 30% crude protein, min 1.8% lysine, min 0.5% methionine, min 33% crude fat, max 8% crude fiber, min 0.85%/max 1.35% calcium, min 0.4% phosphorus, min 0.1%/max 0.5% salt and min 0.05%/max 0.15% sodium
