Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feed stays in the tray, not the bedding. The Miller Little Giant 20" Plastic Trough Feeder lifts feed off the floor so it stays cleaner, while the bright red body makes level checks easy from across the coop.
Keepers who want a durable, easy-clean feeder with room for multiple beaks—minus the floor mess.
Raised & cleaner: Elevated profile helps keep litter out and cuts waste.
Durable plastic: Sturdy, dent-proof, rust-proof—coop-tough and easy to rinse.
Room to share: 20" × 4.7" × 4.9" trough gives birds elbow room.
High-vis red: Quick level checks; easy to spot when it’s refill time.
Dimensions: 20" L × 4.7" W × 4.9" H
Material: Durable plastic, bright red
Format: Raised trough feeder
Place on a level surface at back height to reduce billing-out.
Position away from waterers to keep feed dry.
Add a second feeder for bigger flocks to cut crowding.
Dump fines daily; rinse and air-dry. Mild detergent as needed. Replace if cracked or warped—feeders aren’t heirlooms.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Eat here. Scratch elsewhere.”
