Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate the whole crew without living at the hose. The Tri-Pod Poultry Waterer parks an 8-gallon reservoir on three sturdy legs so the trough stays off the floor—cleaner water, fewer refills, less mess.
Large pens, grow-out groups, and keepers who want “fill it and chill” more than “refill again already?”
Elevated & cleaner: Tripod stand lifts water above bedding and splash zones.
Stays cooler: Off the ground = less heat soak in summer.
Less waste, fewer pests: Reduced litter kick-in helps keep algae and bugs at bay.
Time saver: 8 gallons means longer gaps between top-offs.
Easy service: Wide opening for quick fills; smooth surfaces rinse clean.
Capacity: 8 gallons
Stand: Three-leg tripod, stable on level ground
Use: Coops, barns, or covered runs
Set on a level, dry surface at chest/beak height.
Fill and secure the lid; place away from feeders to reduce fines in the tray.
In hot weather, shade the unit; in freezing conditions, switch out for a heated waterer.
Dump, rinse, and wipe weekly (more often in heat). Scrub algae with a soft brush; avoid harsh solvents. Replace worn seals or cracked parts—hydration isn’t optional.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“More water, fewer chores. Revolutionary concept.”
