Screaming Chicken Ball Point Pen

Your to-do list just learned to squawk. This screaming chicken ballpoint pen writes smoothly, fits pockets and pencil cups, and delivers instant giggles at the coop, the office, or the homework table. Real pen. Real laughs. Zero boring.

Why You’ll Love It

• Writes clean: Smooth ballpoint for notes, lists, and doodles

• Conversation starter: Screaming-chicken design that steals the meeting

• Light & comfy: Easy grip for quick jots or marathon brainstorms

• Share the chaos: Loan it out—return rate not guaranteed

• Perfect little gift: Stocking stuffer, gag gift, or desk mascot

Keeper Tips

Cap it when you’re done. Keep out of tiny beaks and toddler teeth.

Shipping & Timing

Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Sign here. Squawk later.”