Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feed the flock, not the dirt. The Galvanized Reel Top Range Feeder lifts feed off the ground and uses a free-spinning reel to tell would-be perchers “nope.” Heavy-gauge steel, snap-in reel, and rolled edges mean clean feed, fast refills, and fewer “why is there grit in everything?” moments.
Bigger birds with bigger appetites, runs that fight wind and debris, and keepers who’d like feed to stay edible longer than five minutes.
Off the ground = cleaner feed: Elevated design helps keep litter, mud, and pests out.
No-perch reel: Free-spinning top discourages roosting so birds eat, not lounge.
Fast fill, easy clean: Snap-in reel pops off for refills and rinses.
Built to last: Heavy-gauge galvanized steel shrugs off weather and coop chaos.
Safer handling: Rolled edges reduce sharp-edge surprise.
All-metal construction in galvanized steel with a free-spinning, snap-in reel. Corrosion-resistant and range-ready.
Lengths: 36.25" or 48.25"
Width: 6.5" • Height: 6.75"
Format: Raised trough feeder with reel top
Place on a level, dry surface or low blocks to match back height.
Set away from waterers to keep feed dry and reduce clumping.
Use multiple feeders for big flocks to cut crowding and billing-out.
Pop the snap-in reel off to refill; reseat until it clicks.
Dump leftovers daily. Rinse and air-dry; mild detergent as needed. Check hardware and reel action; if bent or binding, straighten or replace parts.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Eat here. Sit elsewhere.”
