Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Spills are for toddlers, not chickens. Poultry Drinking Cups deliver fresh water on demand: birds peck the bar, water flows, everyone hydrates, your bedding stays dry. Thread ’em into a bucket or PVC—done.
Backyard flocks, classroom hatches, and small farms that want clean, low-mess water without babysitting a tray.
Peck to sip: Birds tap the internal bar; water refills instantly.
Less splash, less stink: Cup design keeps water where it belongs.
Anywhere install: Threaded, screw-in cups fit a 3/8" hole in PVC or plastic containers.
Flexible layout: Mount horizontally or vertically to fit your coop/run.
Coop-tough: Durable plastic handles daily pecks and scrapes.
Attachment: Threaded screw-in, fits 3/8" drilled hole
Material: Durable plastic cup with peck bar
Use: Buckets, tote lids, or PVC manifolds
Drill 3/8" holes; thread cups in snug (hand-tight + a touch).
Fill reservoir and test: tap the bar—cup should refill cleanly.
Set cup height at bird beak level; add more cups for larger flocks.
Training: Remove other water sources; tap the bar so birds see the drip—most learn fast.
Quick-swish cups every few days; deep clean weekly with mild detergent. Clear fines from the bar if flow slows. In freezing weather, switch to a heated solution—ice beats no one.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Drink here. Don’t wear it.”
