Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Get ready to go hands-free with the Pecking Chickens Fanny Pack! Perfect for festivals, vacations, or just running errands, this stylish and functional waist bag is everything you need to keep your essentials close while staying comfortable.
Durable Material: Made from 100% polyester with a fabric weight of 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²), ensuring long-lasting wear.
Convenient Storage: Features a main compartment with a top zipper that has two sliders for easy access and a small, customizable inner pocket for smaller items.
Comfortable Fit: With adjustable 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide straps and plastic strap regulators, you can easily adjust the fanny pack to your desired fit.
Water-Resistant: Made from water-resistant material to keep your belongings dry and secure.
Stylish and Practical: The sleek design, silky lining, and piped hems make it a must-have accessory for any casual outing or adventure.
Eco-Friendly and Made to Order: We create this product just for you as soon as you place an order, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainability.
Size guide
FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |