Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Let’s be honest—some days, you just need to slap a message on the fridge and walk away. The “Not Today, Chicken Drama” magnet is for every chicken keeper who’s had enough of the squawking, feather-flying, drama-filled days that only a real flock can deliver.
Stick it on your fridge, locker, or the coop itself (if your birds don’t steal it). It’s bold, colorful, and the perfect daily reminder that sometimes, ignoring the drama is the best solution. Every time you reach for a snack or the mealworms, you’ll know: today, you’re not getting sucked into henhouse politics.
Why You’ll Love It:
Bold and bright: Cluck It All style that demands attention
Practical: Holds notes, feed schedules, or just stands guard against chicken nonsense
Drama-shield: A little reminder that you’re in charge (even if your hens disagree)
Giftable: Perfect add-on for any chicken keeper, newbie or veteran
Who It’s For:
Anyone who’s ever been outsmarted by a hen and lived to tell the tale.
• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing
Your order is printed just for you when you order—so delivery takes a little longer, but it helps us cut waste and keep things fresh. Thanks for making smarter, sustainable choices for you and your flock.
Size guide
HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
6″×6″ | 6 | 6 |