Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Old-school tough, coop smart. The Miller Little Giant Galvanized Double-Wall Waterer delivers steady, clean water with a leak-tested body and a shut-off you can trust. Heavy-gauge steel, rolled-safe edges, and an arched inner handle make it easy to haul without shredding your knuckles—or your bedding.
Keepers who want a rugged, field-proven waterer for adult birds—barns, runs, and coops that see real weather and real use.
Built to last: Heavy-gauge galvanized steel stands up to daily knocks and outdoor life.
Leak-smart: Carefully formed seams plus a copper spring + neoprene seal for positive shut-off.
Carry & handle safely: Rolled edges and arched inner handle = safer handling and transport.
Stay upright: Locking pin helps keep the top secure to minimize accidental spills.
Fewer refills: 3-gallon capacity keeps the flock sipping longer.
Capacity: 3 gallons
Material: Heavy-gauge galvanized steel
Mechanism: Double-wall fount with positive shut-off (copper spring + neoprene seal)
Place on a level, dry, non-flammable surface (paver or stand).
Fill, seat the inner cap, and lock the top; set the fount upright to start flow.
Keep bedding pulled back to maintain airflow around the base.
For winter, pair with a heated base rated for galvanized founts.
Rinse daily; wash with mild detergent weekly. Dry fully before storage. Avoid acidic additives (vinegar, electrolytes, medicated mixes) in galvanized containers; use a plastic waterer for those.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Water in, rust out. Keep it level and let the birds do the rest.”
