Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
See it, fill it, forget the guesswork. The Poultry Tower Feeder uses a semi-transparent body for easy level checks and a segmented trough that keeps birds eating—not excavating—so you spend less time sweeping and more time being the hero of snacks.
Keepers who want fast feed checks, fewer floor crumbs, and gear that doesn’t fall apart after a season.
Effortless monitoring: Semi-transparent sides let you read levels from across the coop.
Reduced waste: Segmented trough design helps stop beak-scooping and scatter.
Time-saving: Streamlined refills and cleaner eating zones = shorter chore list.
Built to last: Durable construction stands up to daily pecks, bumps, and refills.
Better feed management: Quick glance tells you when to top off—no more “oops, empty.”
Format: Tower-style gravity feeder with segmented trough
Body: Semi-transparent for level visibility
Use: Indoor coops or covered runs (keep out of direct rain to prevent clumping)
Set at back height (raise as birds grow) to cut billing-out.
Place away from waterers to keep feed dry and crumb-free.
Top off little-and-often for freshness; add a second feeder to reduce crowding in bigger flocks.
Dump fines weekly. Rinse with mild soap, wipe smooth surfaces, and air-dry. If any part cracks or warps, replace—feeders aren’t heirlooms.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed goes in beaks, not on bedding. Revolutionary concept.”
I love this feeder! The holes are perfect for young and old chickens alike.
