Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay cozy and stylish in the I Came, I Pecked Unisex Hoodie—the softest hoodie you'll ever own, combined with a fun, eye-catching design! This hoodie is perfect for chilly evenings, outdoor adventures, or simply relaxing at home.
High-Quality Fabric: Made with a 100% cotton face and a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend, this hoodie is soft, comfortable, and durable.
Comfy Fit: Featuring a front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm and a 3-panel hood to protect you from the cold, it's both functional and stylish.
Sleek Design: The self-fabric patch on the back and matching flat drawstrings add a modern touch to this classic hoodie style.
Fit Tip: This hoodie runs small, so for the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Made to Order: Just like our other items, this hoodie is crafted as soon as you place an order, reducing waste and promoting sustainable purchasing practices.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
