Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
A little green, a lot of protein, and just enough pizzazz.
Happy Hen’s Free Range Feast with Mealworm & Herb is a 2 lb blend of protein-packed dried mealworms and aromatic herbs. This scratch-style mix encourages foraging while supporting feather health and overall vitality. Whether you’re using it to tame a rowdy roo or just bribe your hens for some peace and quiet, this treat’s got you covered.
Clancy’s Take: “They’ll think they’re at a farm-to-table buffet. You’ll know it came out of a bag.”
🐔 2 lb mix of dried mealworms and flavorful herbs
💪 High protein for feather health and egg production
🌿 Herbs offer natural enrichment and variety
🧠 Stimulates natural foraging behaviors
📦 Resealable packaging to lock in freshness
Ingredients:Wheat Flour, Dried Mealworms, Corn Flour, Mealworm Powder, Oregano, Sugar, Salt, Ascorbic Acid, Blue 1, Red 3
