Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Welcome to the bag that understands your life—messy, unpredictable, and 100% chicken-fueled. The “Emergency Chicken Stuff” drawstring bag isn’t just another tote; it’s your grab-and-go toolkit for every flock freakout and backyard scramble.
Stash your gloves, extra treats, zip ties, note pads, or even your own “secret snacks” for those marathon egg hunts. Lightweight but sturdy, this bag is printed in bold Cluck It All style so there’s no mistaking whose chaos you’re carrying. Toss it over your shoulder for daily chores, stash it in your truck, or hang it on the coop door—wherever chicken drama goes, your essentials are right there with you.
No pockets? No problem. This bag is a bottomless pit for chicken-keeping survival gear. Plus, the “Emergency Chicken Stuff” slogan gets instant recognition from anyone who’s ever run to the coop with only half a plan and a full cup of coffee.
Why You’ll Love It:
Farm-proof design: Durable, easy-clean, and roomy for real-life needs
No-nonsense style: Instantly recognizable—never mix up your bag at a chicken swap again
Chore-friendly: Lightweight, easy-carry drawstring for hands-free chaos management
Conversation starter: Other chicken keepers will know
Great for gifting: Funny, practical, and guaranteed to get used
Who It’s For:
Chicken keepers who carry more “emergency supplies” than their actual first aid kit. (You know who you are.)