Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keepers need boundaries—so does everyone else. This sturdy magnet says what every chicken lover is thinking:
“If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.”
Perfect for your fridge, coop, feed bin, or anywhere mornings start too early. Featuring our grumpy rooster art and classic Clancy Crowed It sass.
Strong, fade-resistant, and flock-tested
Big, bold yellow text—easy to spot, hard to ignore
Adds keeper humor to any metal surface
The best “do not disturb” sign for feathered (and human) family
Your Cluck It All gear is printed just for you when you order—so delivery takes a little longer, but it helps us cut waste and keep things fresh. Thanks for making smarter, sustainable choices for you and your flock.