Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Tough enough for the feed store, bold enough for the pickup line. The Chicken Keeper AF tote hauls groceries, cartons, grit—whatever chaos your day serves—while announcing who runs the roost. It’s sturdy, eco-minded, and sized for one-trip carries.
Farmers’ market haulers, errand sprinters, school-lane show-offs, and any keeper who prefers reusable, reliable, and just a little feral.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill—durable and coop-chic
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long—easy shoulder carry
Compartment: spacious open main for all your keeper gear
Sourcing: blank product ethically sourced from India
Graphic: big “CHICKEN KEEPER AF” on a classic chicken silhouette
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low from the reverse side of the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“One trip from the car or pay in eggs. This bag votes ‘one trip.’”