Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Long-Lasting Performance: Enjoy worry-free warmth with a lifespan of 10,000 to 15,000 hours, ensuring durability and reliability for your chicks' comfort.
Durable Construction: Made with a sturdy porcelain body, this emitter resists cracking and stands the test of time, providing consistent heat without fail.
Efficient Heating: The Ni-Cr-Alloy resistance wire ensures fast and stable heating, with a remarkable thermal efficiency of up to 99.99%, saving energy and keeping costs low.
Safe and Reliable: Operating on AC 90-120V input voltage, this emitter delivers reliable heat while prioritizing safety. However, remember that the surface temperature gets hot during operation, so handle with care.
Even Heat Distribution: The spiral surface design maximizes heat dissipation area, ensuring uniform warmth throughout the brooder for your chicks' comfort.
Safety Precautions: Practice caution and avoid touching the emitter during operation or immediately after turning it off to prevent burns. Allow at least 1 hour for cooling before handling.
Peace of Mind: With the Ceramic Heat Emitter, you can rest assured that your chicks are enjoying cozy warmth without the worry of traditional heat lamp bulbs.
