Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Start your morning with a Winter Rooster and a little keeper swagger. This white glossy chicken mug is sturdy, bright, and built for daily caffeine—coffee before coop checks, cocoa after. The seasonal print pops; the ceramic holds up; your hands stay warm.
Chicken keepers and rooster fans who want a practical, vivid mug that survives the dishwasher and announces priorities.
Material: durable ceramic with a glossy finish
Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
11 oz: 3.8″ H × 3.2″ Ø
15 oz: 4.7″ H × 3.3″ Ø
20 oz: 4.3″ H × 3.7″ Ø
Design: bold Winter Rooster seasonal artwork
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe. For longest print life, top-rack dishwashing is best.
Printed on demand to cut overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee first. Opinions second.”
