The Egg Hustler Starter Pack

Whether you're slangin’ eggs out of a vintage cooler or just living that “my flock funds my caffeine” life—this bundle was built for backyard bosses who know their yolks are worth it.

What’s Inside:

🪧 Local Egg Dealer Garden Flag

Make it coop-official. This bold little banner lets everyone know you’re not just raising birds—you’re raising standards.

🥤 Matching Local Egg Dealer Tumbler (25 oz)

Keep your coffee hot, your water cold, and your sass fully insulated. This travel-ready tumbler is perfect for early morning feed rounds, roadside egg drops, or avoiding eye contact at the feed store.

👜 “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Tote Bag

Built for busy hands and bold energy. Use it for eggs, scratch, or carrying the weight of explaining chicken math—again.

🔥 Bonus Clancy Approved Sticker

The rooster seal of savage approval. Stick it on your cooler, waterer, or laptop and let Clancy do the talking.

Perfect For:

• Side-hustling egg slingers
• Chicken moms with drive and no time for fluff
• The friend who’s got more hens than patience

Coop swagger, caffeinated. No fluff. All hustle.